(Source: notmydate, via knittywriter)

pinesollux:

humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures

(Source: square-enix, via emilianadarling)

chatterboxrose:

it’s funny because usually fans of musicians always want an album of live recordings, but darren criss fans want anything but live recordings at this point 

(via itsnotsilly)

Coming from a state champion baker:

docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

(via chatterboxrose)

Tags: reference food

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via cpcoulter)

Tags: awww animals

okaywork:

blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard

(via kissedmequiteinsane)

Tags: yes college

ways to make college kids happy

nevergiveupbeforeyoubegin:

  • put them around puppies 
  • give them free food
  • cancel classes

(via actualwizardbillykaplan)

Tags: yes college

Prince Harry speaks on the news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting baby number two

(Source: ravishingtheroyals, via minordistraction)

(Source: heyyyyyyyo, via charliesmac)

Tags: yes

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

(via deerbabystyles)

Tags: the office

  • mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
  • me: ok
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: mom where are you please
  • me: mom please the line is moving fast
  • me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
  • employee: next
  • me:
  • employee:
  • me: faints

Tags: giggles

Tags: ed sheeran